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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Employees Only - Campaign Ads

It's a tough choice, but we can't afford to stand aside and let these brains go uneaten.

Don't forget to get out and vote next week people! Spend some time this weekend to really educate yourself on the issues and the people running for office, and for the love of Pete make sure you don't elect the undead; even if they are running under your party's ticket, ultimately their policy decisions are unsound.

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I'm Ian C and I support this blog post.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Employees Only - Mankind's Greatest Challenge

I know we're all afraid of aliens and killer asteroids in the future, but given the fact that people can't keep their pants on for chat roulette, waste away hours reading twitter and spend hours playing FarmVille, I'm led to believe that the future has more to worry about keeping focused than it does any outside oppressor.

Also, you know everyone thinks the same damn thing about the holodeck. I'm fairly certain we won't get anything done after that thing comes out. It'll be the Matrix Version 1.0.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Employees Only - Awkward Halloween

Trick or Treat peeps! While I try to avoid driving my blog down political territory, the joke in panel 3 is just too good to pass up. Especially because I probably got the jump on everyone else who already thought of it.

However, as far as truly horrifying costumes go, I have to give my award to panel number one, which if any of you who have spent money on accessories for iPods know, is scarier than any ghoul or demon.

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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Employees Only - Roadside Assistance

It really sort of stinks that if you have more than one AAA member at a breakdown you can't double up on roadside service.  I think the tow truck driver should at least pick up a complimentary iced mocha latte for you if that happens, or hell, a six pack. It's not like I need to be sober anymore when you're coming to tow my car. Might as well enjoy it!

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