Thursday, February 24, 2011

Employees Only - Upsale to Awesome

Today is one of two comics detailing my latest experiences at Subway, which lately has been really excited about sandwich making. Forgive me for being a buzz kill, but usually I'm in there because the subs are cheap and they make them quickly enough that I can sit down and enjoy my lunch break just a little bit longer; if I wanted to be cheered up I would have walked into a comedy improv or a strip club. Last time I checked they had a two drink minimum though.

I actually wanted to make today a double feature, but alas my comicry isn't getting that quick. You'll have to show up next week for the thrilling climax of Subway shenanigans.


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Pig Post - Piano

Pig at piano. I hear he's pretty ham handed.

I'll be hear all week folks.


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Employees Only - When Pigs Fly

This year has been a roller coaster of awesome job openings so far. No, I haven't gotten so much as a phone call, but when I saw the job for Google my body almost went numb and I spent all day yesterday thinking about nothing else! As for the comic's rather pessimistic message; I never would have thought I'd see a job posting for an artist like me. It really is a crazy year for awesome jobs!

Keep your fingers crossed for me!


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Employees Only - Dining at the Buns & Guns

I don't doubt that the hog problem is a very real one - but I'm a little shocked to know that in a country that is a) fully armed, b) enjoys bacon almost as a religion and c) historically excels in killing off animal populations (bison, owls, etc.)... the one animal we can freely decimate is overrunning neighborhoods and attacking people. I say we go crazy and take care of the pig problem ala Simpsons whacking day.

Let's unleash the firepower we've all been packing under our beds on the bacon scourge sweeping our country. Seriously, because the day I see the damn Orkin man getting called to take care of pigs is a sad day for all Americans.


Thursday, February 03, 2011

Employees Only - Manual Man to the Rescue

There's nothing you can't achieve with an allen wrench and some Swedish meatballs.