Thursday, February 10, 2011

Employees Only - Dining at the Buns & Guns

I don't doubt that the hog problem is a very real one - but I'm a little shocked to know that in a country that is a) fully armed, b) enjoys bacon almost as a religion and c) historically excels in killing off animal populations (bison, owls, etc.)... the one animal we can freely decimate is overrunning neighborhoods and attacking people. I say we go crazy and take care of the pig problem ala Simpsons whacking day.

Let's unleash the firepower we've all been packing under our beds on the bacon scourge sweeping our country. Seriously, because the day I see the damn Orkin man getting called to take care of pigs is a sad day for all Americans.