Thursday, May 26, 2011

Employees Only - Land of Plenty

It never fails that whenever I walk into a warehouse store I barely make it out with my wallet full or my cholesterol levels intact. The things are feed lots for fools who think they're going in to just buy some juice, and instead realize, "Hey, that's a good price for a gallon of Head and Shoulders!"

Of course it's a good price for a gallon of Head and Shoulders! You'd be mad not to get 3!


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Pig Post - Pigzilla

If you remember the Tax Day Pig Post, you may have seen this guy lurking in the background. I felt like playing around with the idea a bit more and tried to make a movie poster style version.

It's a bit sloppy because I threw it together quickly, but hopefully you'll like it!

See you Thursday!


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Employees Only - Getting Out the Message

Depending on what you may believe, the end of days is coming upon us as early as this weekend. I actually found out about it because there are billboards littered across town telling us to update our calenders for the occasion...and I find that a little odd.

Those same billboards advertised beer and body wash not even a couple months ago...I mean, where does it stop from there?

Ah well, if I do see any of you next week, we can all repent at our folly for not taking the billboards seriously.


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Pig Post - Weak Mind

I've got good and bad news. The good news is that I'm very busy with many projects for actual paying customers in addition to all the other nonsense I usually do.

That bad news that I mentioned though...I'm having to push back some pig illustrations while I work on the stuff that's paying me. I don't plan on skipping any Employees Only, so look forward to that in a couple days. But between my various jobs and things like eating and sleeping, I've only had time to come up with the pig illustration ideas, I haven't found time to actually work on them.

You pigs will return next week! Promise!


Friday, May 13, 2011

Employees Only - The Green Thumb

I used to think I knew how to water and take care of plants, but several dead money trees seem to think otherwise.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pig Post - Graduation

Today is graduation day for my big brother, whom I suppose must now be referred to as "Doctor"!

After seeing him spend years staring into his computer screen, surrounded by stacks of print outs and books, I can tell you that his achievement today is very much well deserved, and I hope he knows just how proud our whole family is of him.

He also likes pigs. A lot. Sometimes he giggles when they appear on the television. With glee.

So this illustration is for him! Congratulations Doctor!


Thursday, May 05, 2011

Employees Only - Disaster Distraction

It's easy to get a little worried about tragedies occurring more often, and with somewhat greater intensity, but apparently science says that it really isn't getting worse.

So what are they not telling us? 
*Insert ominous music*


Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Pig Post - Portal

I've been enjoying Portal 2 and thought an illustration was in order. I loved the first one and the second so far hasn't disappointed!

Unfortunately for all my projects and any semblance of a social life it's just too good to put down - which made this past week a huge pain with all the stuff I really needed to get done. But the wheels of progress are cranking once again. I'll be seeing you guys regularly as scheduled!

(Unless the Portal 2 DLC is equally awesome.)